Have you ever had the primal urge to chokeslam someone off the side of a skyscraper before eating an entire cooked chicken, with the bone, in the span of 3 seconds? Well i have, everyday for the past 2 years. This game ruined my life and I couldn’t be happier. Every time I see a stop sign I try to rip it out of the ground, everytime I try to read a book I cry because I know that it will not teach me how to use javelin tackle. I haven’t been able to look at a chicken in 2 years because whenever I try, I remember how much I miss rumbleverse and cry until my eyes turn red and glaze over. My wife won’t let me out in public because I keep trying to get jump boosts from the tops of cars and challenging the other rumblers- I mean people to wrestling matches. I have learned how to climb walls and my blood is 79% electrolytes. In conclusion I really enjoyed the little bit of time I had with Rumbleverse and I hope it can make an official return some day soon. Vicious mist