LesterKnight99: Forrest Dump: Join Tom Hanks as a man who ends up in incredible situations in history, all thanks to his projectile shitting.
ScotchMonkey: You've seen the movie, now buy the book!
The #2 best-selling book in America!
Just read the responses from satisfied customers:
"I always wondered how a bear did it's business. Not only do I know how, but how to do so modestly"-Samuel Barnes
"My husband always told me I shouldn't expose myself in the woods and take a crap. After reading this book, I do it every day. Sure, he may have left me, but at least I'm in control of MY toilet time!"-Diana Rhea
"I can't believe you published this."-Kathleen Meyer, author of How to Shit in the Woods